{reader submission} I do not like your cat

I do not like your cat.
Yes I am a dog person,
There indeed is that.
When your cat
requests a pat,
then I like your cat.
But when that drat cat
near my food has sat,
then I do not like your cat.
A cat on a dining table,
makes my gut unstable.
A cat on the kitchen bench,
makes my insides clench.
No indeed
when that drat cat
near my food has sat,
then I do not like your cat.